Tuesday, December 24, 2013

The Best Things of 2013 (Pt. 2)

Part One featured writings on Matthew McConaughey, the 25 best albums of 2013, and much, much more. I'm hoping to make this post just as comprehensive and wide-ranging as the first, along with new subjects to write about. I hope you enjoy it. Side note: thanks to every reader for getting me nearly 300 views in a day last Monday, which is utterly ridiculous. You're all wonderful people.

I already said a good bit about this weird year in the first post, but I feel as if it's necessary to spit this out while it's still fresh in my mind.


Last Tuesday, I saw Alexander Payne's Nebraska. It's an absolutely brilliant and authentically Midwestern film, featuring characters I could've easily interchanged for certain family members. I highly recommend it. However, that's beside the point of what I'm talking about in this post.

To give some background to the story, Woody Grant (Bruce Dern) and his son, David Grant (Will Forte), agree to take a trip from Billings, Montana to Lincoln, Nebraska so they can collect a prize Woody believes he has won. The prize? A million dollars, per the letter Woody received in the mail for winning some sort of sweepstakes (yes, it's fake). They face all kinds of adversity throughout this trip, the most of which is Woody drunkenly falling, splitting his forehead open in a hotel in South Dakota.

About 90 minutes into Nebraska, Woody and David are standing on the grounds of Woody's childhood home in Hawthorne, NE. Woody has just taken David, his brother, and his wife on a tour of the house. Woody and David survey the vast, open field ahead of them. David asks his father: "did you ever want to farm like your dad?" Woody, well into his 70s and already demonstrating a considerable issue with hearing, pauses for a moment to think and process.

Woody opens up to let out what may be my favorite and most relatable line of 2013 in film: "I don't remember. It doesn't matter."

What happened over the course of 2013 was nowhere near like what I anticipated happening at the beginning. Any expectation I had was blown away to the point that I legitimately cannot remember what I hoped for out of this year. All I can remember is that the expectations I had were influenced by very different motives than what motivates me now.

Friendships are much different. My walk with Jesus has changed a lot (for the better). Life events were far from what I expected them to be. My summer was the polar opposite of what I expected it to look like in December 2012, and I'm extremely thankful for that. All of this, and I can't remember very much about what I wanted 2013 to look like, because God blew up those plans, inserted His own, and it was way more interesting than what I dreamed up. It's funny, because I've forgotten most of those dreams.

I don't remember. It doesn't matter.

The Five Best Sports Moments of 2013, With Complete and Total Personal Bias


I hate me too.
  • 5. The Fake Spike. Also known as "kickstarted the part of the season where Lions fans tricked themselves into being confident."
  • 4. The Steal. What a pedestrian caption for one of the most electrifying (and important) plays in basketball last year: "Trey Burke made a dunk in the second half."
  • 3. Michael Palardy Redemption Tour.
  • 2. Iron Bowl.
  • 1. The Shot. A. Basketball, the best game on Earth. B. I miss this in more ways than one (the amount of times I tried to make this shot at Pratt this summer: too many).
The Best Purchases of 2013, In No Order

  • Anything I bought at Prince's Hot Chicken
  • Audio-Technica record player
  • A $5 blue V-neck from H&M
  • Febreze car air freshener
  • Both Ben Rector shows
  • Any of the seven Detroit Coney Island dogs I ate in four days in July
  • Little Caesars (thrice)
  • A car
  • Garden and Gun magazine
  • Mott's Apple Juice
Best Rap Lyric That Doubled as the Next Episode of MTV Cribs

 
"My yard so big, I got pet deers." - 2 Chainz, "Black Unicorn"

The 51st Best Song of 2013


Kurt Vile, "KV Crimes". As is Brian Cook of the brilliant MGoBlog, I'm one of those people who thinks the Big Lebowski is a substantially deep film. I think Kurt Vile's a lot like the Big Lebowski: you don't really get it the first time and you think it's corny, forgettable, and pointless. Suddenly, you can't stop talking about nothing and everything at the same time, because come on, dude, let's go bowling.

Thing I Bought That I Regretted Immediately


I bought these shorts from American Apparel, because I convinced myself that they weren't "too short" and that they would be acceptable in some form of social gathering. A. They were neither of these. B. I have worn these once and I still had to wear athletic shorts to work that day because they were more appropriate.

The Best Movie I Saw in 2013


Short Term 12. I'm still waiting to put out a full best-of list until I'm able to see Her and The Wolf of Wall Street, but this little indie film blew me away. Brie Larson steals the show as a supervisor at a home for "troubled" teenagers. For anyone planning to work at a school, with children, or in any form of social work at some point, see this immediately.

Ten Other Great Movies I Saw in 2013, in No Order


Nebraska, American Hustle, 12 Years a Slave, All Is Lost, Fruitvale Station, Before Midnight, Frances Ha, The Kings of Summer, Inside Llewyn Davis, Upstream Color

The Best Redbox Rental of 2013


Before Midnight. This film is also home to the Best Scene of 2013. Without revealing too much, Celeste and Jesse have a fight in a hotel room for over 20 minutes, in real time. That doesn't exactly jump off the page, but if you've watched the Before series (Sunrise/Sunset), you understand. Rarely do you get to see a scene like this go for so long and remain so emotionally compelling and taxing. This scene is the culmination of 18 years of work from director Richard Linklater, and how brilliant and precise it is.

Best Show I'm Three Years Behind On

Breaking Bad. 1. Life is hard. 2. The schedule I have makes it absolutely impossible to keep on track with shows I want to watch. I've seen one episode of Parks and Recreation this semester. ONE.

Show I Will Start Watching, Eventually

Mad Men. No promises.

Five Things I Didn't Like in 2013


  • Big Sean. The guy's best verse of his career was on the same song as the best verse of the entire year as dropped by Kendrick. Sucks to suck.
  • The Duck Dynasty "scandal." Can we really call it a scandal when A. they've already filmed season 4, B. people really shouldn't be surprised anymore by what 70 year old Southern Christians have to say about the marriage debate, and C. people are still going to watch the show regardless of what happens if not more so?
  • Anything Seth MacFarlane did, because he's the worst.
  • The Purge. Worst execution of a potentially solid premise in years. Worst acting since Hayden Christensen/Jessica Biel's glory days.
  • Upper respiratory infections. I HAD TWO OF THESE THIS YEAR WHICH IS TWO MORE THAN ANYONE SHOULD HAVE EVER.
Things I Liked in 2013 (Part Two)

Rembert Explains America


Let me get this out of the way as quickly as possible: I love Grantland. I don't really love Bill Simmons, but I love his vision for the sports + pop culture site he created in 2011. There's brilliant writing, hilarious pieces, and occasionally Simmons will post something that I don't find obnoxiously New England. What ties this site together for me is Rembert Browne, an Atlanta native, Dartmouth graduate, and NYC resident who did this summer what I think we've all wanted to do or still want to do at some point in our lives: road trip the USA and talk about your experiences. Among his best writings from this summer: Burning Man, Detroit, the incredible Essence Festival, and moving. My personal favorite, though, is this epic saga of his trip to Chicago, featuring everything from a traffic citation to the death of a friend, which Rembert handles beautifully, as always. I hope we all get the chance to explain America for ourselves at some point.

Detroit


Look, I honestly tried. I really didn't want to force everyone to read my thoughts on a city that occupies so much of me despite my not living there for any permanent amount of time. I covered most of my feelings on Detroit late this past summer. I tweet and talk and post a lot about this city, once holding a population of 1,800,000+, now of around 700,000. They're bankrupt. It's not a very safe place to be. The police force is undermanned and outgunned. There are 78,000 abandoned buildings as of the most recent count. It's a shell of its former self, and I couldn't be bothered to care. Do I understand the previous facts? Yes. Do I still love this city with a burning passion in 2013 despite what it is? Yes. I will always love Detroit unconditionally because of the impact the city and its people and the family I have there have made on my life. I'll always rush to its defense in conversation. Detroit is where I feel at home, and nothing can change that. And yes, unnamed friend, it is a real city.

The Resurgence of Vampire Weekend


I feel like I need to explain further on my "white people getting over themselves to love Vampire Weekend again" comment from the first part of this installment. Post-Contra (really, even after their first self-titled album), way too many self-ascribed "hipsters" began to see it as cool to dismiss the group as "typical" indie rock and being too deep. Pardon me, but what does that even mean? Vampire Weekend in 2013 have crafted the year's best album and are not just an A-list indie group, but an A-list rock band, and they're there permanently. What a joy it is, too: Contra, VW's second album, sagged and wheezed to the finish, a fairly underwhelming follow-up to the neverending bouncy fun of their first album. During the formation of Modern Vampires of the City, the band seemed to realize they had to change something to be Vampire Weekend again. They did it: an album about growing older and searching for faith is the most listenable and enjoyable album of the year. A-listers, indeed.

2 Chainz


What you see above is not only easily the picture of the year, but also a picture that could've only happened in this weird and wonderful year we call 2013: 2 Chainz, a 36 year old rapper who already bounced out of one forgotten Atlanta rap group to start a now-three year old solo career, is ASCAP's Songwriter of the Year. Thank God for that, because we need rap to be fun in 2013. I'm enjoying the Kendrick vs. Everybody theme of this year as much as anyone, but sometimes you just need comic relief. Who else but Tauheed Epps to deliver it? The man has now made two just-listenable-enough albums that have individual songs with replay values that hang with the best of music, but at this point, he's more than just a rapper. He's a social icon. After Barack's reelection, #2Termz shirts were a real thing. The amount of white kids in schools that yelled "TWO CHAAAAIIIIIINZ" this year was off the charts. Everyone, including your grandparents (even Bob!) knows who 2 Chainz is. What a victory that is, because you don't get someone like this every lifetime.

CRU


Brace yourselves, because this is going to be really sappy. I found out what CRU was on my fourth day of college when the guy who impacted my life the most over the next two years, Grant Minchew, talked about it with me over dinner after getting my name in a survey for a ministry I had no idea about. Ever since then, it's been a two-plus year growing experience in my walk with the Lord, and it has been an amazing and unforgettable ride. My life simply wouldn't be the same without this incredible and Godly group of leaders I get to work and live with. I've made lifelong friendships and the memories of events like Fall Retreat and Rave-o-ween are, of course, too much to handle. My relationship with Christ would not be anywhere near where it is without the influences of this community around me that encourages me to serve and love the people around me. Friends, you're collectively the best.

To use the only term I liked in journalism classes, that puts a --30-- on this year. I'm still working on the Bruce Springsteen Case Study (the wait is because it takes a lot of work me to rank 300+ tracks and to write longforms in general), but that could potentially be done before the New Year. If so, you may see another post on here before 2014. If not, thanks for everything you did for me in 2013, whether you supported me by reading my scattered and sometimes incoherent thoughts on this blog or by being a friend in real life. I don't say it enough, but you guys are great. Thank you.

A fresh wind and bright sky,

Will

Monday, December 16, 2013

The Best Things of 2013 (Pt. I)


This is part one of a two-part series, because several promising films are crammed into the last couple weeks of 2013 and obviously everyone likes reading these (cue Walter Sobchak's "AM I RIGHT?") so I'll stretch this out as long as I can. Or it's also because I'm not up for typing 3,000 words at this exact moment. (Spoiler: it's 2,664, to be exact. Close.).

Weird. Wonderful. Interesting. Frustrating. Idiotic. Stressful. Fun. Those seven words are interchangeable for my feelings on the year 2013, because I've felt that each of those words could aptly describe the most unique year of my time on Earth. I'll/we'll never see anything like it again, and I don't know if I should be sad or thankful. 2013 had a lot going for it and against it, but we'll count that as a net gain.

In this series, I'll be talking about both positives and negatives: things I liked in/about 2013 (spoiler: anything Matthew McConaughey did) and things I didn't. (Spoiler: anything Big Sean did.) I have a lot to talk about and this post features a lot of lists, rankings, and words, so enjoy.

The 25 Best Albums of 2013

The Five Best New Artists of 2013

  • Chance the Rapper
  • Lorde
  • Mutual Benefit
  • Run the Jewels (more of a supergroup-type thing, but still counts)
  • Rhye 
Twenty More Tracks From 2013 You Should Know


This can also be seen as a companion piece to The 30 Best Songs Released in 2013. It can also be identified as "Will found a couple songs that probably should've been on there, so we'll add some more to the list." Some of these are already listed above in the albums article, but here's your emphasis for Spotifying these. ----------------------->Spotify playlist HERE.<----------------------
Best Music Video of 2013 


The National, "Sea of Love." I've posted this five times on this blog, but whatever, it's still amazing. I end up loving something different every time I watch, whether it's the kid or Bryce Dessner's dancing.

Other Best Music Video of 2013


Toro y Moi, "Say That." 1. It's an exercise in brilliantly awkward dancing. 2. Best attempt at recreating the Neature Walk series as a music video to this point. 3. The faux-turtleneck. My God.

Best Vine User


Cousin Terio: singlehandedly making Vine not suck this year.

Best Joseph Fauria Touchdown Dance


All of them, but Bye Bye Bye.

Best Unplanned Moment of 2013


Miguel's Leg Drop. Nothing at an awards show may ever top this again.

Best Thing That I Promise Is Almost Done, Seriously

TIE: The Mixtape Series and the Bruce Springsteen Case Study. I can promise both of these will be of high quality...it's just a matter of finishing both of these up. Mine and JL's first mixtape should be out very soon, as he's out of Arkansas and back into the promised land of Tennessee. The Case Study will be a Christmas break project.

Best Christmas Break Project of 2013

Finishing Breaking Bad (seasons 3-5) and The Wire (entire series) in fourteen days. If this actually happens I may not watch TV of any kind for months.

Most Applicable Quotes of 2013

"God isn't calling us all to go to Indonesia. He's calling some of us to stay here." - Greg Pinkner, associate pastor at Fellowship Church in Knoxville

"As I began to cry in the middle of Starbucks (not from listening to Bon Iver), I could almost hear Jesus saying, 'Yes. But I want to go with you, hold you by the hand, and weep with you there.'" - Sammy Rhodes, RUF pastor at the University of South Carolina, on overcoming hard memories

"I believe in what I've done. I don't apologize for what I've done. If they want to fire me, go ahead." - Bo Pelini, Nebraska football coach, last seen with guns blazing
Things I Liked in 2013 (Part One)

To be fair, a list of things I liked in 2013 could literally go on forever, so I'm only writing about the ten things I tweeted about recently. For space and time, I'm limiting myself to no more than 250 words on each of these items. These are done in article format, they aren't for everyone, and if you hate this I'm sorry.

Matthew McConaughey



"McConaughey here ... just keep livin'." Matthew had a short prologue featuring that quote leading into some Dallas Buyers Club teasers this fall, and they were brilliant. It's nuts, because we're not supposed to be here with him right now. Before 2011, McConaughey had featured in exactly two quality films: 1993's Dazed and Confused (first and perhaps best performance as a high school graduate who still socializes with high schoolers) and 1996's A Time to Kill (I'm being a little flimsy with the term "quality", as this is about the fourth or fifth-best John Grisham film adaptation). Suddenly, a switch flipped in Matthew's head ("I don't have to star in all of these godawful romantic comedies no one talks about anymore") and we're here. Just look at the ridiculous list of nominations over the last two years. Dallas Buyers Club features what will probably be regarded as the performance of his career to this point, Mud is quietly great, and he owns his role in Bernie (a criminally underrated film, by the way). Has anyone surged harder from "forgotten B list actor" to "top tier" in less time? We're comfortable with this, too, because Matthew remains as endearing as ever. Just keep livin', indeed.

The Indiana Pacers


I can't get enough of the 2013 Pacers. Paul George went from "that guy the Pacers overdrafted for in 2010" to a top ten player in one season. The Pacers, formerly known as the New Old Pistons, are now the new guard in the NBA, the first team that we can firmly identify as better than Miami, whose odds at winning a third straight title are dwindling with every hard-nosed Indiana defensive performance (currently on pace to be the best defensive team since the 2003-04 Pistons, as determined by points allowed per 100 possessions). Even though George is easily the best offensive player Indiana has had since in-his-prime Reggie Miller (Danny Granger's two-season stretch in a "take whatever's open" fast-paced offense is looking more and more like an outlier), this is still a very identifiably state of Indiana team: "us against the world" approach, a legitimately annoying team to play against (first time since the mid-90s), and beautifully blue-collar, featuring Roy Hibbert disguised as a 7'2" Mack truck. We're lucky to see a franchise like this in 2013.

Prince's Hot Chicken



We live in exciting times. Food is as important as it's ever been, and quality is at an all-time high. Unfortunately, we're still failing to notice what is our most integral component to enjoying food: originality, creativity, and legitimate quality (we're not talking about that "quality" #5 you just ordered at Wendy's). That's why it's important to take note of truly excellent restaurants, like Prince's Hot Chicken, located in north Nashville. I don't have enough time or space to explain Nashville hot chicken to someone who knows nothing about it, so just read this. It's more of an experience: you have to feel the delayed burn of the cayenne pepper. You have to feel the sweat rolling down your face as your thoughts are screaming "how is this considered 'medium?'" You have to realize for yourself that it's one of the most unique eating experiences you can find, along with being incredibly rewarding.

Bob Warren's Facebook


My words can't really do justice for this, so I'll just save them. Here's a compilation.

Michigan-Area Sports


What a year. Some of these are pending, but these are the things I was excited about in 2013, all relating to this subject:
  • The Detroit Lions sit in first place in the NFC North; they'll gain their first divisional title of any kind since 1993 if they hold on
  • University of Michigan men's basketball finished as national runner-ups, their best season since 1993 (sensing a pattern?)
  • The Detroit Tigers won their third straight AL Central title
  • The Detroit Pistons are somewhat relevant again and currently sit at fifth in the Eastern Conference
  • The Detroit Red Wings made the NHL playoffs for the 22nd (!) year in a row (this isn't quite as important to me as a Predators fan, but they're in different conferences now, so...)
Michigan won 2013. No state was more relevant in every major sport, and what a year to do it when the state and its most prominent city are facing tumultuous times (spoiler: Detroit gets its own short article in part two of this installment). I didn't realize how much I identified with these teams until I was sitting on the MARTA in Atlanta on April 6th, ready to shell out up to $200 for a seat miles from the court at the Georgia Dome (don't worry, they were more expensive than that, so we watched at a bar ten miles north of Atlanta) to watch a group of similar-aged people play the sport I loved the most. It's insane, but it makes sense, because sports make sense. It's why I would've driven to Detroit for the World Series parade had the Tigers won it. It's why my December paychecks are potentially going towards the 16 hour round trip for a Lions home playoff game. Sometimes in life, you latch yourself to things that are rational to no one else but you. I ride an emotional roller coaster with these teams and sports as a whole, and I love every second of it. Have a sub. It's crazy.

Part II will be posted within the next week and will feature writings on my feelings toward Detroit, Vampire Weekend's resurgence, and Big Sean, among other occasionally important things.

    Tuesday, December 3, 2013

    Romulus

    Song. It's been a really long time since I wrote something. I'm sorry. I'll have two more posts before the new year happens: the Bruce Springsteen Case Study and some sort of end-of-year thing.



    The most important find of my fifth semester in college is this little green bouncing ball (like a Sky Bounce or whatever they're called at regional supermarkets, but older and smaller) I dug out of a storage compartment a month ago. This ball has become the Swiss Army knife of my room. It can be tossed into the air, viciously thrown at a wall post-stressful event, or bounced off the ceiling to see how fast your reaction time is. (I also think I'm realizing that I'm very easily entertained.) It's really useful in the most idiotic ways possible and I love it.

    I remember hearing around a year ago in a CRU or Crossroad talk (at this point, they're starting to run together for me, because life is nuts) that God is a lot like a Swiss Army knife. The Swiss Army knife is just one tool, but it does so much more than we can imagine. There are so many functions that God has that are absolutely mind-blowing and I've seen a lot of that this semester. I continue to set records for stress levels seemingly each week and I had to admit to myself that I really wasn't enjoying junior year. However, I can see God using all these things going on in my life to draw me closer to Him and to realize that He is all I have.

    I have a little over a week left in semester five of eight. That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever typed because it feels as if college just started yesterday. These 2.5 years have flown by faster than I could have ever imagined. I've made the best friends that I'll ever make and have been blessed to be part of an incredible community in CRU. God has taught me critical lessons through everyday experiences. It's been fun and I'm already getting apprehensive and nervous about it ending. Good thing I've got three more of these to finish.

    Bullet points:
    Andre Drummond,

    Will